SD, CA - Giving Gary the Treatment

Are Californians different than we Midwesterners? Is there any question? I’m looking at one of those free weeklies that comes out in San Diego. On one page with 14 ads, here’s the count:

         massage                      2
 
         weight loss                 2

         laser hair removal       2

         anti-aging                   1

         acupuncture                2

         Brazilian wax             3

         dog wash                    1

         tummy tucks               1
   

And this is not the only page with this type of ads. The next page has ads for things I’ve never heard of: Active FX, Radisse, Perlane, Dysport (only $99 per area), Juvederm UltraXC. There are also 3 ads for Brazilian waxing.

However, my philosophy is - in California, do as the Californians: I’ve signed up for:

        an IPL Photofacial and Peel

        a Botox

        a Chinese Head to Toe Massage

        a Brazilian Wax

All for Gary. Think he’ll like them?

Won’t he look great on the trail?